Gun Salesman

Dear President Obama,

On behalf of the N.R.A., I would like to thank you for your generous assistance in helping our gun sales.  Although I admit you never advocated a law restricting gun sales, every time someone lie and say you did, our gun sales multiply tenfold.  Although gun ownership is ubiquitous in the United States, “you can never have to many guns” as my granddaddy always said.  Getting back to what I was saying, the purpose of this letter is to ask you to repeat your recent statement that  “we’re going to have to come together and take meaningful action to prevent more tragedies like this regardless of the politics.”  Mr. President, I fully understand the gravitas of your message.  If you don’t want to say that, it will be greatly appreciated if you would just say anything you want about gun violence, as it will definitely help our sales. Have to dash now, as my good buddy Dick Cheney and I are going on a hunting trip.

Deferentially Yours,

Wayne La Pierre

Executive Vice President

National Rifle Association

 

Will the real “Do-Nothing” Congress Stand Up….. And Leave.

Although Truman would never know that his 80^th Congress was extremely productive compared to the 112TH Congress. Truman called the 1947-1948 Congress “Do-Nothing Congress.” because they passed 906 laws. However The Republican 112th Congress has now been confirmed as the least productive congress in history of the United States.  They have the glorious distinction of passing a paltry 196 laws. It must also be noted that 37 out of the 196 bills passed merely involved naming post offices, government buildings and property: Hardly a days work.  Not surprising, the 112^th Congress has a public opinion ranging 10-14%.   Republicans should feel real proud that they could now claim the prestigious title of The Least Productive Congress in the History of the United States of America.  Congratulations Republicans. You have shown what you are good for – Nothing!”

 

 

 

How many ways can I say it? (Willard is a fibber)

Willard Mitt Romney has and will continue to revise his position on any and all issue to satisfy his cohorts, supporters, and when it is convenient for him to mislead them.  Mitt misrepresents the truth whenever he feels that it is necessary or when the opportunity to sway voters.  He will continue to be untruthful regardless of the fact that he is known worldwide as a liar; as, Mitt Romney is without remorse or moral turpitude.  Not only does Romney tells falsehoods incessantly, he double and triple down on his lies as if no one is aware of his falsehoods; but he recognizes that people is aware that he is dishonest and his utterances is wayward from authenticity.  This deceiver truly does not care if you call him out on his fabrications.  Truth be told, Mitt Romney insults the intelligence of others with his dishonesty; which clearly demonstrates that has no respect for anyone, not even himself.   It is significant to note that this untruthful person was nominated by the Republican Party to run for the Presidency of the United States.  They find his insincerity acceptable and downright refreshing; as being truthful is no longer required

 

The Last Feather

Campaign manager: Put Mittens on the phone!

Mitt Romney: Mittens here?

Campaign Manager: Mitt, we gotta talk!  Thus far you have insulted the Brits because you found something “disconcerting” about the Olympic games.   Your statement that ”I’m not concerned about the very poor” didn’t win you any votes with them.   And why is Russia America’s No. 1 geopolitical foe, when we are trying to get Russian-American votes? You bash the Palestinians needlessly, thereby killing any chance for Arab-American votes.  And without missing a beat you vilify 47% of Americans that are “dependent upon the government,” which includes the underemployed, those on Social Security, and those in the military.  Women don’t like you, especially after you said “We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don’t get tired of her” as if she is a spare tire.   Saying that ”but it would be helpful to be Latino” to your wealthy donors, and telling their relatives to self-deport aren’t going to win any votes with Latinos.  And what was the reason for badmouth the Spaniards during the debate?    One more thing, my kid called me up crying her little heart out because you want to eliminate her TV playmate, Big Bird?  Is that right?  Her mom grew up with Big Bird, and now she’s talking about voting for Obama!

 

Republican Poster Child

Forrest Gump’s “Stupid is as stupid does” has a suitable poster child: The Republican Party.  All because of their asinine comments regarding the jobs report showing unemployment falling to 7.8 percent with 114,000 new jobs.  The folly started when former General Electric executive Jack Welsh tweeted: “Unbelievable jobs numbers…these Chicago guys will do anything…can’t debate so change numbers.”  Predictably, Allen “I see 81 commies” West agreed with Welsh’s remarks.  Donald Rumsfeld’s former chief of staff and Rush chimed in their own version of election year politics nonsense.  Typical of Rush Limbaugh, he made his comment before knowing the issue by, asking, “Do they take us for fools?” said, “Now, what is this? BLS.”

Still, the poster child of “Stupid is as stupid does” is non-other than Washington Examiner Conn Carroll:  Clever Carroll tweeted “I Don’t think that the BLS cooked the numbers.”  Because “I think a bunch of Dems lied about getting jobs. That would have same effect.”  Astute Carroll further tweeted “Would love to see the partisan breakdown of the 873,000 Americans who say they got new jobs.” Carroll and his cronies simply cannot explain how and why would more than half a million Democrats lie and say that they have found jobs without Republicans, or anyone else knowing about these many lies?

I suggest that republicans follow the advice of one of their memorable cronies who said, “Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small.” Donald Rumsfeld.

 

Definition of Duplicity

Republicans are, without a doubt, the definition of duplicity due to their opposition to voter rights. They wrap themselves in the American Flag; spout verses from the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and phrases such as “We came unarmed… this time”; “Ballet or bullets… We want our Country back;”’ and “Today I’m exercising my First Amendment, tomorrow It will by my Second Amendment.”  They freely admit that voter rights are the pinnacles of American rights, and they freely and publicly admitted that voter fraud is practically non-existent.   Yet, Republicans are doing everything possible to prevail in the elections by enacting voter suppression laws.

No doubt Romney will rush to war at the expense of the nations 47% that he finds disgusting.  They are more likely to be in the forefront of battle than his five sons and all others in his family.   Of which, none are, or have ever served in the military. The declared purpose is to bring freedom and voter rights in other nations.  Yet, in America, Romney and his Republicans cohorts will continue to do everything possible to prevent the 47% from voting.  As, voter suppression is necessary for them to remain in office.

Venerable people nationwide find it reprehensible that the deciding judges took leave of their fiduciary obligations by agreeing to scuttle voter rights. They should have followed the example of the Supreme Court put it in its 1966 decision upholding the constitutionality of the 1965 Voting Rights Act: “After enduring nearly a century of systematic resistance to the Fifteenth Amendment, Congress might well decide to shift the advantage of time and inertia from the perpetrators of the evil to its victims”.

 

White House Soup of the Day

Hello my Republican brethren’s!  Pappachoppers is here to help you decide how many commies are in the U.S.  Government.  Note that I did not say “card-carrying members of the communist party,” because it would sound too much like Joe McCarthy, bless his heart.  But we want to stay far away from him, as you understand why.  I reviewed your briefing indicating that your members are not adhering to the Republican guidelines signifying the number of commies in the U.S.  From what I gather, Allen West is saying there are 80, and Michele Bachmann thinks there are no communist in China, but sees Al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood all over the place.  Your problem is troubling, but not unredeemable.  OK, Brother McCarthy said there are 205 commies in the government. But he didn’t get away with it because that was too many.  We can’t say 57, because when he used it, the Democrats figured out the number came from a catsup bottle.   Didn’t Chuck Todd say the Soup of the Day at the White House was 15 beans?