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White House Soup of the Day

28 Aug

Hello my Republican brethren’s!  Pappachoppers is here to help you decide how many commies are in the U.S.  Government.  Note that I did not say “card-carrying members of the communist party,” because it would sound too much like Joe McCarthy, bless his heart.  But we want to stay far away from him, as you understand why.  I reviewed your briefing indicating that your members are not adhering to the Republican guidelines signifying the number of commies in the U.S.  From what I gather, Allen West is saying there are 80, and Michele Bachmann thinks there are no communist in China, but sees Al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood all over the place.  Your problem is troubling, but not unredeemable.  OK, Brother McCarthy said there are 205 commies in the government. But he didn’t get away with it because that was too many.  We can’t say 57, because when he used it, the Democrats figured out the number came from a catsup bottle.   Didn’t Chuck Todd say the Soup of the Day at the White House was 15 beans?

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