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09 Oct

Campaign manager: Put Mittens on the phone!

Mitt Romney: Mittens here?

Campaign Manager: Mitt, we gotta talk!  Thus far you have insulted the Brits because you found something “disconcerting” about the Olympic games.   Your statement that “I’m not concerned about the very poor” didn’t win you any votes with them.   And why is Russia America’s No. 1 geopolitical foe, when we are trying to get Russian-American votes? You bash the Palestinians needlessly, thereby killing any chance for Arab-American votes.  And without missing a beat you vilify 47% of Americans that are “dependent upon the government,” which includes the underemployed, those on Social Security, and those in the military.  Women don’t like you, especially after you said “We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don’t get tired of her” as if she is a spare tire.   Saying that ”but it would be helpful to be Latino” to your wealthy donors, and telling their relatives to self-deport aren’t going to win any votes with Latinos.  And what was the reason for badmouth the Spaniards during the debate?    One more thing, my kid called me up crying her little heart out because you want to eliminate her TV playmate, Big Bird?  Is that right?  Her mom grew up with Big Bird, and now she’s talking about voting for Obama!

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Posted by on October 9, 2012 in Political Satire, Uncategorized

 

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