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ALL IN THE BUSH WORLD IS GRUMPY BECAUSE LITTLE JEBBY IS UNHAPPY

27 Oct
ALL IN THE BUSH WORLD IS GRUMPY BECAUSE LITTLE JEBBY IS UNHAPPY

Throughout the Bush World political creatures and pundits fretted and ran thereabouts looking for magic words Little Jebby could utter to raise his troubled political campaign above the evil Donald’s who put a dreadful spell on Lil’ Jebby.  The Evil Trump made him “low energy.”  If things couldn’t get worst, the equally evil Doctor “I don’t know” Carson sprinted past the Evil Donald leaving Little Jebby far behind in the political  dust, stuck just in from of the hungry Carly Fiorina who is nipping at his heels. With Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Rand Paul, and Mike Huckabee tied for sixth place,  Little Jebby blubbered  I was told I would be president, why are they here?  Is it because “I am low energy?”  Woe is me, what am I to do” wailed Little Jebby.   Presently, all the political cohorts in the Bush World heard Little Jebby’s howling.   They were shocked seeing him at his own pity party crying that “I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.”

It was fortunate that Little Jebby’s mommy and Daddy heard their wretched offspring sniveling on national television. Such outburst sounds like Little Jebby was going to take his campaign and go home. That is why the whole Bush world clan gathered together and beckoned extremely wealthy donors to a secret meeting to get little Jebby’s Red Ryder campaign back on track. …… Well, on track, as it never was on track.  As mommy, daddy, and his brother  would do whatever it took to help Little Jebby be joyful and receive his birthright.     We want to do our part, don’t we readers?  so I am asking all readers to send a sucker to Little Jebby to the following address:

Jebby Bush Campaign Hq., 420 East Jefferson St, Tallahassee, FL 32301

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