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Throughout the Bush World political creatures and pundits fretted and ran thereabouts looking for magic words Little Jebby could utter to raise his troubled political campaign above the evil Donald’s who put a dreadful spell on Lil’ Jebby.  The Evil Trump made him “low energy.”  If things couldn’t get worst, the equally evil Doctor “I don’t know” Carson sprinted past the Evil Donald leaving Little Jebby far behind in the political  dust, stuck just in from of the hungry Carly Fiorina who is nipping at his heels. With Ted Cruz, John Kasich, Rand Paul, and Mike Huckabee tied for sixth place,  Little Jebby blubbered  I was told I would be president, why are they here?  Is it because “I am low energy?”  Woe is me, what am I to do” wailed Little Jebby.   Presently, all the political cohorts in the Bush World heard Little Jebby’s howling.   They were shocked seeing him at his own pity party crying that “I’ve got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around, being miserable, listening to people demonize me and me feeling compelled to demonize them. That is a joke. Elect Trump if you want that.”

It was fortunate that Little Jebby’s mommy and Daddy heard their wretched offspring sniveling on national television. Such outburst sounds like Little Jebby was going to take his campaign and go home. That is why the whole Bush world clan gathered together and beckoned extremely wealthy donors to a secret meeting to get little Jebby’s Red Ryder campaign back on track. …… Well, on track, as it never was on track.  As mommy, daddy, and his brother  would do whatever it took to help Little Jebby be joyful and receive his birthright.     We want to do our part, don’t we readers?  so I am asking all readers to send a sucker to Little Jebby to the following address:

Jebby Bush Campaign Hq., 420 East Jefferson St, Tallahassee, FL 32301

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Posted by on October 27, 2015 in Uncategorized


Weak minded persons

A weak mined person is one who will agree with anyone regardless if the content is disingenuous. A weak minded person will make no effort to check the accuracy of comments that vilify another, so long as the person being smeared is someone they find disagreeable. A weak minded person finds gratification in seeking out and passing on disinformation about those whom they disagree with. Finally, weak minded people are minions to those who object to cognitive and just thoughts.

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Posted by on September 24, 2015 in Uncategorized

  1. But it wasn’t me… He did it!
  2. It’s not my fault, I just helped… And that’s all.
  3. I don’t reccolect at all
  4. Don’t know nothing about it.
  5. Uh, uh, you know what I mean.
  6. Shhhh – I think I hear my husband.
  7. What ya in for?
  8. Oh no you didn’t?
  9. Sirens and lights flashing in your rear view mirror that don’t go away when you stop.
  10. Promise you won’t tell anyone?
  11. Okaaaaaaaay…
  12. Damm! What’s Plan “B?”
  13. This is going to be a little uncomfortable.
  14. CLEAR!
  15. Can you put me on a payment plan?
  16. Promises you won’t get angry with me?
  17. I forgot?
  18. (Unemployed college graduate to parents) “I need to find myself”.
  19. Watch where you are going, cause there’s abandoned mine shafts around here.
  20.  I know its kinda late; Maybe I should have told you that I’m married?
  21. Is something wrong with you?
  22. You’r on your own!.
  23. I forgot my wallet.  Could you…
  24. What is that smell?  Did you take a bath?
  25. (Woman) Is it in yet?
  26. Aw @#$%&, what in the name of @#$%&* did I do?
  28. (Man quietly) “She bitch slapped me”.
  29. How do you fly this thing?
  30. And the best is: (Woman to Man) “We gotta talk.”

Thirty Things You Don’t Want To Ever Say or Hear


Questions Snowden may ask while at the Moscow Airport


  1. Does Moscow get that cold?
  2. I was given the impression that I would have a maid, and treated like Royalty?
  3. Why are all these people looking at me?
  4. But, I though Russians like me?
  5. Why is everyone trying to give me cheese?
  6. What do you mean Iceland didn’t call?  We have the same values?
  7. I am expecting an international call soon.  No, I don’t know which country.
  8. What’s all this talk about me taking a train to Siberia?
  9. That big female police officer is smiling at me.  Do you think she likes me?
  10. Do you have a can of Raid or some type of insect spray?
  11. So that wasn’t a puppy with the beady red eyes looking at me last night?
  12. I guess I’m safe here…… Am I?
  13. Can I finish high school here, and go to college for free?
  14. Why is everyone calling me the “Terminal Man,” and asking me did I see the movie?
  15. When will my friend Vladimir Putin visit me?  I though he would be putting me up during my stay?
  16. Why must I pay to use the toilet facilities?
  17. Do you take credit cards; I’m fresh out of U.S. dollars?
  18. I don’t like sleeping on a straw mattress on the floor; do you have a full size bed?
  19. I don’t drink, but can I have some of your vodka?
  20. Doesn’t any country want me?

  21. Will NSA forward my last paycheck here?      

 Here are my thoughts regarding Snowden.  He left the only country that he would be relatively safe in.  Many other countries have ruthless people who would like to have a chat with him.  As it may be that he has damaging information on other countries; not just the United States.  We may never know, or care.  But they want to know, and they care deeply.  Though I wish he would find peace.  He won’t.  Those bumps in the night and quick footsteps behind him will always be heard. 


The Last Feather

Campaign manager: Put Mittens on the phone!

Mitt Romney: Mittens here?

Campaign Manager: Mitt, we gotta talk!  Thus far you have insulted the Brits because you found something “disconcerting” about the Olympic games.   Your statement that “I’m not concerned about the very poor” didn’t win you any votes with them.   And why is Russia America’s No. 1 geopolitical foe, when we are trying to get Russian-American votes? You bash the Palestinians needlessly, thereby killing any chance for Arab-American votes.  And without missing a beat you vilify 47% of Americans that are “dependent upon the government,” which includes the underemployed, those on Social Security, and those in the military.  Women don’t like you, especially after you said “We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don’t get tired of her” as if she is a spare tire.   Saying that ”but it would be helpful to be Latino” to your wealthy donors, and telling their relatives to self-deport aren’t going to win any votes with Latinos.  And what was the reason for badmouth the Spaniards during the debate?    One more thing, my kid called me up crying her little heart out because you want to eliminate her TV playmate, Big Bird?  Is that right?  Her mom grew up with Big Bird, and now she’s talking about voting for Obama!

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Posted by on October 9, 2012 in Political Satire, Uncategorized


Honesty Is The Best Policy?

“Honesty is the best policy?” Rachel Maddow’s investigative report regarding Mitt Romney’s statements about his taxes indicates that he has his own policy, which does not rely on credibility, much less “honesty.”   As shown in the link below, and numerous news reports, it was proven that Mitt was not truthful about his residency in Massachusetts, or taxes paid in the state. Unapologetic, Mitt devised a scheme to take the onus off his deception and his lack of tax returns by demanding that others individual not even in political office or running for an office show their tax returns.  Since entering politics, Mitt has proven that his word is not his bond: It embodies duplicity. His brazen demands that “Harry Reid really has to put up or shut up…” are designed to take the onus off his continued deception and misrepresenting the truth about his taxes.

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Posted by on August 1, 2012 in Politics, Uncategorized


Your word is your bond: It should not embody duplicity

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